I just can't believe our subscribers sometimes. They will say anything that can get them upgraded to better seats. Take this one patron: "I have written the same letter every year for 4 years. Our daughter is in a wheelchair and also has poor vision. She was robbed, beaten and left for dead 4 years ago. She lives in a hospital. One of her few pleasures is tickets to the performing arts. We need seats closer to the stage, even if we have to split our seats..."

Can you believe this lady?