I feel miserable. Please, someone just take me out and shoot me. I hate feeling this way. My nose is stuffy, my sinuses are whacked, my throat hurts, I feel like vomiting every so often, I can't breathe and my nose is randomly dripping snot. I've taken to plugging my nostril with a tissue.

I just want to curl up and sleep.

But wouldn't you know it, I have to work the next 11 days straight, with 11 hour shifts for the next 3 and I can't call out sick, as lovely as that sounds. Stupid effin' season.

Please, shoot me.